This morning on the metro a toddler in her stroller pointed at me and said, “Da Da!” I thought maybe she was just making noise, but then her mom said, “No, honey, that’s not da da.” So I’m feeling confident that I look preeeetttyyy gooood today.
May. 2, 2013 at 10:21am with 325 notes
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New music from MDR. They’re just saying what all of us are thinking.
Reason #29387 why I shouldn’t wear headphones in the office when my back is to the door
the mail lady popped in with a package just as i said “TWO CHAINS” in the way that 2 Chainz says his damn name in every damn song dammit
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Hey Marco, is McGruff back and ready for pick up this afternoon?
Mar. 19, 2013 at 1:04pm with 121 notes
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Probably my favorite thing about those pictures of Drake making it rain is how sad and depressed everyone looks. Even Drake. *Sigh* I guess I’ll throw some of these dollar bills up in the air. Maybe scatter some over here. Ugh. Whatever.
11:29am with 1,315 notes
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